Backfired Benefits!

When I went to the social security office to apply for benefits, I’d forgotten my drivers license with my age. The lady behind the counter said to open my shirt! When I did,  my curly, silver chest hair was revealed, which she proclaimed “proof enough!”

Upon arriving home, I told my wife about the incident. She said, “You shoulda dropped trou – you coulda gotten DISABILITY, too!”

 

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