What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed…
Send cases of Corona! Not the virus – the BEER!!
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When I went to the social security office to apply for benefits, I’d forgotten my drivers license with my age. The lady behind the counter said to open my shirt! When I did, my curly, silver chest hair was revealed, which she proclaimed “proof enough!”
Upon arriving home, I told my wife about the incident. She said, “You shoulda dropped trou – you coulda gotten DISABILITY, too!”
I’m relocating to sunny Florida! More to come!
Just played a game of pool with a 12 year old. HE CRUSHED ME! GRRR!!
Saw one of those Tesla electric cars today. I’m told Elon Musk, Tesla Corporation’s owner, also makes small, attractive, solar panels that look like ordinary roof shingles. They power a garage inverter which will charge the cars. He’ll have you coming and going!
I thought of my gas guzzler (above); the electrics are certainly quieter, and have as much acceleration. Now for the prices to continue declining!
The ClassicHitsUSA.com computer screen, showing the playlists of all the great tunes you hear!